An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a watermelon is more fun to throw at someone

Good girls go to heaven,
Bad girls go everywhere!

"Food eaten while walking contains no calories."

I did not chose to be Mexican... I was just born lucky

It's ten minutes to three in the morning, I'm tired, cold and I want to go to bed...

...better get the coffee going.

(The usual teen's evening)

A wise man once said
"i don't know - go ask a woman"

lol! hey no offence to ne guyz out there

If Barbie is so popular, how come you have to BUY her friends??

My parents control my life so why don't they go to school for me?

I see your face, when I am dreaming, That's why I always wake up screaming.

You know, I wish guys wouldn't talk to my breasts. Maybe if I talk to the "head with the brains", then I'd get his full attention?