Im lost. Can you help me find me? If you find me, tell me where I am. I know where you are. You're at your computer. Aren't I smart? I bet you think you know where I am. Right now, I'm at my computer typing this, but that was before. Now i'm lost.

Life is like a box of chocolates, too much of it makes you sick.

"He who laughs last thinks slowest"

Sleep is just for sluτs who want a valid reason to get into bed with themselves.

~Me

Life SUCKS....
and it leaves some mean HICKIES!

I sat on my roof pondering all the things going on in my life. I was enjoying the cool breeze and the birds song. When all of a sudden I realised I was affraid of heights and then all I could do is hope my mom got home soon.

When we were young they said we had cooties,
now we can't even walk past them,
without them grabbing our booties

To be Old and Wise;First you have to be young and stupid!

IF U WERE IN A DESSERT WEARING A JACKET AND PANTS WOULD U TAKE OFF UR PANTS AND JACK IT?

[SAY IT SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT]

Me and my little cousin was walking down a hospital hall and she saw a sign that said ICU and she grabbed onto my leg i said whats wrong and she said that sign said I C U she thought that someone was watching her