Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Life SUCKS....
    and it leaves some mean HICKIES!

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  • I sat on my roof pondering all the things going on in my life. I was enjoying the cool breeze and the birds song. When all of a sudden I realised I was affraid of heights and then all I could do is hope my mom got home soon.

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  • When we were young they said we had cooties,
    now we can't even walk past them,
    without them grabbing our booties

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  • To be Old and Wise;First you have to be young and stupid!

    by Brianna
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  • IF U WERE IN A DESSERT WEARING A JACKET AND PANTS WOULD U TAKE OFF UR PANTS AND JACK IT?

    [SAY IT SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT]

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  • Me and my little cousin was walking down a hospital hall and she saw a sign that said ICU and she grabbed onto my leg i said whats wrong and she said that sign said I C U she thought that someone was watching her

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  • Sanity called, i hung up and blocked his number.

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  • Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life

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  • "Every day there's sad news and bad news, but each day itself is glad news".

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  • U think my life sucks, listen to yours
    Ur boyfriend is a tw*t
    I'm sorry but ur fat
    Ur a whor* and nothing more
    I'm sorry but that's that.

    by Caitlin
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