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When life throws you lemons.....squirt them into the eyes of your enemies!!! |
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God must love stupid people, |
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"The quickest way to a guy's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs..." |
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Is that me talking bout me, or you talking on my behalf |
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You can stop taking the solvents now |
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Love your neighbor, Screw your pool boy... |
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Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh... |
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"Food eaten while walking contains no calories." |
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Im lost. Can you help me find me? If you find me, tell me where I am. I know where you are. You're at your computer. Aren't I smart? I bet you think you know where I am. Right now, I'm at my computer typing this, but that was before. Now i'm lost. |
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Life is like a box of chocolates, too much of it makes you sick. |