Funny Quotes About Life

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  • When life throws you lemons.....squirt them into the eyes of your enemies!!!

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  • God must love stupid people,
    he's made so many

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  • "The quickest way to a guy's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs..."

    ~Anita Blake

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  • Is that me talking bout me, or you talking on my behalf

    by neo
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  • You can stop taking the solvents now

    by neo
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  • Love your neighbor, Screw your pool boy...

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  • Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh...

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  • "Food eaten while walking contains no calories."

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  • Im lost. Can you help me find me? If you find me, tell me where I am. I know where you are. You're at your computer. Aren't I smart? I bet you think you know where I am. Right now, I'm at my computer typing this, but that was before. Now i'm lost.

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  • Life is like a box of chocolates, too much of it makes you sick.

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