Funny quotes

I think my favorite song was written about a chocolate <3

by beekrazee
at 2009-10-23

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

I don't want a broken heart; I will lose the pieces

by ashley
at 2009-10-21

rating: 4.2
votes: 5

Sex is a race where you dont want to cum first

by HeaveNorHELL ( F )
at 2009-10-20

rating: 4.5
votes: 2

BeLIEve

by imyours4now ( F C D )
at 2009-10-17

rating: 4.7
votes: 3

My signature line:
"I gotta pee".
You have to be in study hall with me Keligh, Brennan, nd Court to understand this. lol

by Corikat
at 2009-10-16

rating: 2.8
votes: 5

Friend: is there a way to have a hangover without drinking or doing drugs?
me: yea, it's called being pregnant..
friend: oh, crap...

*actual conv with my friend (who's a girl). thought it was funny*

by Svandyke ( F P C )
at 2009-10-14

rating: 5.0
votes: 6

Don't run into stop signs they slow you down in life

by VeinsofHate
at 2009-10-12

rating: 4.0
votes: 6

You be my dairy queen & i'll be your burger king.
you treat me right & i'll do it your way.

by Kail ( F P C D )
at 2009-10-10

rating: 4.7
votes: 17

I see, I see. Said the blind man to the deaf child. And the deaf child said.... huh?

by Janessa ( F C )
at 2009-10-09

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

Ooopsie~ I forgot my quote :)

by Erin
at 2009-10-09

rating: 1.9
votes: 9