Funny Quotes

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  • Its not that i hate you its just...ok put it this way if you were on fire and i had water. I would drink the water.

    by Tori
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  • Twinkle, twinkle,
    little s!*t.
    Name one guy
    you haven't f&&&ed.

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  • When you support and lift others upon your shoulders, sometimes you get to see their underwear

    by yogi73
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  • Instead of "lol", try "lsimhbiwfefmtalol". Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.

    by fuzzy
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  • Support cloning? Imagine a world with another me.... You're welcome.

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  • I only drink on days that start with a T; Tuesday, Thursday, today, tonight, and tomorrow.

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  • Rumors? oh well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.

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  • Gr8 news every1! The world is NT going 2 end in 2012. I just found a Can in the cupboard dat has a 2014 exp date :) lol

    by Rose
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  • 1f u c4n r34d 7h15, u r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d

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  • When life throws you lemons, keep them. THEY'RE FREE!!

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