Funny Poems For Kids

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  • The Green Man (2)

    by Spam

    Don't cry.
    It will be alright...

  • Sleep (2)

    by Alison Ellis

    I'm lying in bed,
    Counting sheep...

  • Germyz (2)

    by d4tGurL

    Ha ha, he he, ho ho, meet me!
    I'm small, tiny, and hard to see...

  • An ode to my swing set (2)

    by Katie B.

    They chopped you up and took you away
    You were old and rusty worn out from to much play...

  • Teenage definitions (2)

    by jabari formally known as jeffrey A.K.A. platinumboy

    Hypocrite-parents
    allowance-something that you deserve just for...

  • Cats (2)

    by Ð맆îñ¥

    Cats have sharp claws
    Unlike dogs who have paws...

  • Poopy (2)

    by didi

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue...

  • Elementary Song (2)

    by Amanda

    I sing of my elementary days.
    Of crayons and finger paints...

  • Candy Man (2)

    by Ellie

    A boy called Calvin in a school
    One day he went to a pool...

  • Please mum! (2)

    by nicola

    Can you buy me a doll mum
    can you buy me a dress...

  • A Bad Case Of Sneezes (2)

    by Sad_Little_Kitty_Kat

    Last night I had the sneezes.
    I was really very ill...

  • Bill (2)

    by Tawny

    There once was a boy named bill,
    Who took the wrong sleeping pill...