Funny Poems For Kids

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  • An ode to my swing set (2)

    by Katie B.

    They chopped you up and took you away
    You were old and rusty worn out from to much play...

  • Germyz (2)

    by d4tGurL

    Ha ha, he he, ho ho, meet me!
    I'm small, tiny, and hard to see...

  • Untiled (2)

    by pebbles

    Rosas are red,
    viloets are blue...

  • The Mouse (2)

    by doXyouXeverXwonder

    There once was a mouse named Ed.
    He lived in the back of my shed...

  • Slappy the lucky duck (2)

    by robin milford

    There was a ducky
    sating on the wall...

  • April Fool (2)

    by Margie

    I answered Back in school
    Put a frog in the swimming pool...

  • My Babies! (2)

    by VESSIE

    MY CHILDREN R MY BABIES,
    THE SPARKLES IN MY EYES...

  • Don't Mess With Kids (2)

    by RedRoseTurningBlack

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about...

  • Your dad (2)

    by kelli

    One day i was alone,
    ring ring thats the phone...

  • Decapitation of the Finger (2)

    by Christopher Cole

    The blade was sharp,
    the finger was soft...

  • Little Brothers (2)

    by Kaitlyn

    My little brothers quite the rascal
    Who runs around all day...

  • Life In The Fishbowl (2)

    by RainbowSlider

    I woke up one dull day and found I was a pet.
    Just thinking about it gives me nightmares, yet...