Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Cousin Caterpillar (2)

    by SingleWing

    Mr and Mrs Worm
    Were worming feeling vexed...

  • I wonder why I like Spongebob
    Is it because he is yellow...

  • There once was a young girl named Sam
    Who loved her fresh pickled ham...

  • The next sentence is true.
    The Last Sentence was false...

  • The destruction of The Black Pearl,
    My father was to blame...

  • Chemistry 101 (2)

    by Romancing the Darker Side

    "Mix them very carefully"
    Tells a lone professor...

  • Rainy Days (2)

    by Bradley Peter

    Trickling water,
    Down the glass...

  • Little Jimmy Simmer (2)

    by xXoO lovestoned OoXx

    Little Jimmy Simmer
    was walking to the conviencce store...

  • Life In The Fishbowl (2)

    by RainbowSlider

    I woke up one dull day and found I was a pet.
    Just thinking about it gives me nightmares, yet...

  • Socks (2)

    by PANDAomgwtf

    Socks, socks, socks
    All over your bedroom floor...

  • Little Lizzie (2)

    by Jason Rainey

    Little Lizzy got so dizzy
    Spinning round and round...

  • Roses are red (2)

    by Kiss My Sass

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...