There once was a guy
who ate a fly...
Jelly beans come in every flavor
apple, grape, and even tomato...
Larry had a little lamb
that turned into ham...
I have only brothers,
Which makes me the only girl...
After they got married it was things that you...
Little by little they grew apart no doubt...
I wish i was a gum nut
A gum nut cannot fly...
I wonder what the butterfly does
when its not kissing the dew...
Put your fingers in your ears,
And stick em in your belly...
When i think of food i think of French fries.i...
Black bear in the woods
Climbs a tree and takes a poo...
Brown, red, orange, blue
all them colors you look like a fool...
Going to the toilet
once late Saturday night...