Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Mischief

    by *~CaSsYa~*

    Switch the Salt and Pepper for an April fools...
    Mix some egg yoke and coke so they can choke...

  • I run toward the goal.
    I shoot...

  • Questions

    by Alex

    Why is the sky the color blue?
    Why not green, purple, or the color of poo...

  • Santa Claus

    by Christopher Cole

    Ho, ho, ho,
    this is Santa...

  • Miley Is My Name

    by Miley Stewert

    Miley is my name
    And Writing poems is mah game...

  • Your nan smells like wee
    Said my friend Emily...

  • School

    by Bballchick04

    School is the time to learn
    it can be fun too. even though the teachers are...

  • Come to my Chocolate Factory,
    You'll find anything there, even a chocolate...

  • A boy named Kay

    by Lady Raina

    There once was a boy named Kay
    And he decided to do something wrong one day...

  • Hats

    by UnLoVeDAnGeL

    Hats are big, hats are small
    Hats are sold in the mall hats are worn on your...

  • Shots

    by ferny

    Don't you fret
    Don't you cry...

  • Caring is sharing,
    We all come together to care...