Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Kid in need of Help (1)

    by lzeeker57

    Dear Dr Phil,
    My mom is crazy. She makes us eat worms for dinner...

  • Bacon (2)

    by lzeeker57

    Bacon is the bomb. What would happen without...

  • The way dan says it (3)

    by jabussa

    Once op on a day the way Paul made a mall. Paul...
    so one day bob said who the heck is a cow jelly...

  • Mumma, you promised me you would
    buy me that pink lollipop...

  • my rizz

    by Satsuki

    I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't...
    No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention...

  • Know your bugs

    by Alison Ellis

    Jack,Betty,Lucy
    Some are peps or thugs...

  • Grime and Grit (1)

    by Alison Ellis

    This isn't a joke,
    That you play on a kid...

  • A Poodle's Life (5)

    by Chuck Aquino

    Once upon a time there was a poodle
    Who dressed funny, and had curls like doodles...

  • Spider (1)

    by Mild insomnia

    ...

  • Roses are red,
    violets are blue...

  • Monkeys (1)

    by april

    Monkeys are cool
    i think you are too...

  • Roses, Violets

    by Heathergirl

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue...