Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Mr Claus

    by sophie boone

    He is the one
    Fat and tubby...

  • Truthful (1)

    by danielle

    As I walk through the crowd
    I have no friends, just candidates...

  • The 3 babies (6)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    Twas the night before saturday
    and all through th day...

  • My Doggy (3)

    by Sad_Little_Kitty_Kat

    MY DOGGY PEES
    ON ALL THE TRESS...

  • If u don't shut yr face
    ill kick yr ass to outer space...

  • Parent talk pt 1

    by sadly single

    If u don't make the bed
    ill slap u one round the head...

  • Monkey (1)

    by Freddy

    Monkey Monkey in the tree
    have you a spare banana for me...

  • I like....

    by lisamcilvenny

    *-*-*i like the sky*-*-*
    *-*-*i like the sun...

  • Makeup on the bedroom floor,
    Dirty washing in a pile...

  • Please mum! (2)

    by nicola

    Can you buy me a doll mum
    can you buy me a dress...

  • Grounded :S

    by nicola

    Alone in my room, is where I will sit,
    never before had I thrown such a fit...

  • Pie

    by Kirsty Koo

    No matter where I always try
    To find a piece of chicken pie...