Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Stinger in my butt.

    by Stacinator

    Have you ever wondered
    Why there was a stinger...

  • The Green Man (2)

    by Spam

    Don't cry.
    It will be alright...

  • Know your bugs

    by Alison Ellis

    Jack,Betty,Lucy
    Some are peps or thugs...

  • Grime and Grit (1)

    by Alison Ellis

    This isn't a joke,
    That you play on a kid...

  • A Poodle's Life (5)

    by Chuck Aquino

    Once upon a time there was a poodle
    Who dressed funny, and had curls like doodles...

  • Sleep (2)

    by Alison Ellis

    I'm lying in bed,
    Counting sheep...

  • Huh? (6)

    by Alison Ellis

    What goes around gets pretty dizzy,
    When shaking pop, it gets pretty fizzy...

  • School years (3)

    by Kristina Eby

    Ah, get me out of here why aren't these years done
    until the day I'm out of here i wont have any fun...

  • No School

    by Stephanie

    There is this stupid rule
    that makes all kids have to go to school...

  • Germyz (2)

    by d4tGurL

    Ha ha, he he, ho ho, meet me!
    I'm small, tiny, and hard to see...

  • An ode to my swing set (2)

    by Katie B.

    They chopped you up and took you away
    You were old and rusty worn out from to much play...

  • Words (1)

    by Hannah M.

    Ever wondered about some words
    that sound so silly when repeated...