Funny Poems For Kids

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  • A Crack:

    by Scott Cole

    Once solid and whole
    Now broken or split...

  • Ocelot

    by Cantchangeme

    If I were an ocelot
    I'd spend my days catching flies...

  • Itsy Bitsy Spider:

    by Scott Cole

    I'm a itsy bitsy spider
    I climb no water spout...

  • Your Cold Feet: (2)

    by Scott Cole

    If I was a flower
    A flower was me...

  • Cupcake:: (3)

    by Scott Cole

    My dad is german chocolate
    My mom red velvet cake...

  • Dandelion:

    by Scott Cole

    I'm just a Dandelion
    Growing in the yard...

  • Number 2 Pencil: (1)

    by Scott Cole

    I'm still the winner
    Even though I'm # 2...

  • Zig Zag:

    by Scott Cole

    A line is a line
    It goes straight on...

  • Metal Detector:

    by Scott Cole

    Today is your day
    It's just your luck...

  • Nine Little Decoys:

    by Scott Cole

    Maybe that is why
    Y'all Indians are mad...

  • A City Fly:

    by Scott Cole

    I'm A City Fly
    And I hate crowds...

  • Pillsbury Dough Boy:

    by Scott Cole

    I'm the Pillsbury Dough Boy
    And I like my rolls buttered...