Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi.

Do you think i am wierd

Kids in the back seats cause accidents,
accidents in the back seat cause kids ;)

Dad: happy birthday, son!
**gives son pinata**
son: thanks dad!
*son whacks it and blood comes out.**
dad: oh my god...
Why did you do that?!

Come to the dark side... We got cookies.

"Keep talking about me, your making me famous!"

I know I'm funny
looking like a scary bunny
But weres my money sunny!

Money= hard to make, easy to spend

One of a kind!! You'll never find another qutie like ME!!!

Why on earth do we let a chubby toddler running around with a weapon represent a day that's supposed to be filled with love, and not fear??