Teletubies rock so hard its stupid.....!

Talk to the hand cause the face don't give a damn,
Talk to the wrist cause the hands pissed

*So 10 years ago I kno...But I still find it funny to this day*

A lady said my little brother is so adorable, cute, kind, and very respectful. well, Lady, you haven't seen him at home yet have you?

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
a face like your es belong in a zoo.

don't be sad ill be their too,
not in a cage but laughing at you.

ha ha.

My rubber duckies better then yours

If you want to be tall play foot ball

Always eat you're greens, including carrots

What r u doin'? eatin' chocolate! where ja get it? the cow dropped it!!!! LOL

Sum ppl r just like slinkies, theyre rlly good 4 nothing..
but they still bring a smile to ur face
when u push them down a flight of stairs

You know, if you sit in the street, you're gonna get run over...