Girls are like phones.
They love to be held and talked to.
But if you press the wrong buttons,
You will be disconnected.

C'mon dumb dumb!!
do something unintelligent!

The monkey stole a frying pan,
The monkey stole a door.
The door was off the lion's cage.
The monkey stole no more...

Q:What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

A: Brown chicken, brown cow. (You'll only get the joke if you read the answer really fast.)lol.

Want to Know what my favorte thing about Gummy Worms is????......................

They Cant squrim back up your throat after you swallow them!!

YUMMMMMMM©

A smile can turn a bad day into a good one.

Dinosaurs aren't real, they're just hiding.

I swear to drunk I'm not God

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand icecream.

Q: Why did the gold bars get expelled from school?

A: Bullion!