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Talk to my a.s.s because my face dont give a shit. |
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He who poos must wipe butt. |
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When life hands your lemons, paint them your favorite color, and throw them at random people. |
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? |
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Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road? |
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On the outside i may look like a cutie, but if you mess with me i'll kick your bootie |
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When i was little, i use to play with toys, now that im older, i play with boys! |
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I'm sugar, spice and everything nice, but before you mess with me, you better think twice! |
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Dial-up connection encourages quality family time. |
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Po is red |