Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • “Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional”

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  • Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray the Lord my soul to keep
    If I should die before I wake
    I pray the Lord my toys to break
    (so the other kids can't play with 'em)

    by nikki
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  • What I adore a Basketball Floor are Wretling mats from door to door

    - the back of my sissy's shirt

    by Amanda
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  • Y0UR FACE iS S0 UGLY;
    (Y0 MAMA S0 UGLY)
    SHE D0NT NEED A C0STUME F0E H0LL0WEEN

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  • Y0 MAMMA S0 0LD;
    HER CL0SES H0MiE WUS JESUS

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  • IM N0 GiRL NEXT D00R
    iM THE H0E D0WN THE STREET

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  • ***I like you***When the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless***

    *Borrowed this from Family Guy*

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  • Satan called..... He said he wanted his horns back!!!

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  • If all else fails, blame your parents. Well, it's their fault for having you isn't it?

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  • It all started when he hit me back.

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