I'm Mister Hanky the Chrismas Poo, I'm small and round, I come from you. - Wise Words From Mr. Hanky.

They want to smell Charlie.
-Sue

Barf, v. technical term; how a computer reacts to a program its system does not recognize.

Post-Modernism: Weird for the sake of weird.

Cry me a river, build me a bridge..and get the F**k over it

IM so ganster i carry a squirt gun
in one hand && candy cigerettes in the other
---DUH CAUSE IM COOL LIKE THAT

If Barbies soooooo popular then why do u have to buy her friends??

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions

Some people are like slinkeys
good for nothing
but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

I have super powers but i just dont wanna show you