Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of having a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble!!!

" When my little sis. fell down on the ground. I come & help her up, but when I fell she just walk away & laugh her ass off. "

Does the light in the fridge only turn on 4 me???

*the light in my fridge dnt turn on 4 me lol*

Bacon is bacon
eggs is eggs
dont let those boys get between your legs
so don't eat sugar
and dont eat salt
cause if you have a baby,
itz not my fault

Guess what? what? Chicken butt!
Guess why? why? Chicken thigh!!!

LOL

Nitie nite sleepy titie don't lettie the buggies bitie if they doie hit"em with your shoie and make"em blackie and bluie

Feed the models.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
What happened to you?

When you are not allowed to have fun
thats real fun!

*stupid remark by same m8*

Soz, Pulld out a plg didnt no u ned a plug 4 da comp, falt it lik runs by itself or sumin,Y is dat blonde? i no it dnt run on batterys, i jus didnt fink it neede lik 5 plugs

LMAO***