Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Little Sister: Your Ugly.
    You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...

    by ItGirl
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  • "Happiness is like peeing your pants.
    Everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel the wormth."

    By: Mike S. D.

    by jinxerella
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  • Get me this, Get me that!
    I guess im a spoilt brat!
    Buy me rubies buy me pearls!
    I love being Daddys li'l girl!!

    by Nobia
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  • If gossip was a drug then we'd all be wasted.

    by Courtnie
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  • Im the kind of kid my parents don't want me to hang out with!

    by Katie
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  • Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

    by Brenda
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  • Minnie told mickey she wanted a divorce. mickey said your freaking crazy. minnie said no i'm freaking goofy.

    (if you get it comment)

    by Pisces Poet
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  • Q.WHAT FISH LIKE TO COMO AT NIGHT???
    A. STAR FISH LOL :D

    by Karla
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  • Q.WHAT DID CAKE SAY TO KNIFE?????
    A. YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME????
    LOL

    by Karla
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  • Dnt you hate wen people say its always the last place you look? for gods sake thats obvious who keeps looking after they have found wat there looking for? are there people who do this? who and where are they? i'll kick there asses!

    by kida
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