Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • The Good News Is I've Found A Nickel....and Named it Phillip...
    The Bad News Is..........
    "IT'S A GIRL..."

    I didnt write this but its like my favorite joke ever..

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  • If u don't thik life is pretty,

    LOOK AT MY CAT AND THEN THINK WATS BETTER LOOKING....lol jk

    by a dear friend

    by Sugar
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  • Dirty looks,
    jealous stares,
    its funny,
    when you think I care.

    by Sharon
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  • I'll be facing the storm in the same tradition of bravery that was held by those Frenchmen on the eastern fronts in Wold War II... I will be hiding in a bunker. Viva La Resistance!
    -Z

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  • My imagination is the second happiest place on Earth! Even, though it is outta this world!

    by Megan
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  • Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow...

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  • If life gives you lemons... throw them at someone

    by natalei
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  • *•.•»¦«´¨`PeOpLe wHo DoNt KnOw mE tHiNk I'm QuIeT...pEoPlE WhO dO kNoW Me WiSh I wAs´¨`»¦«•.• *

    by Shrimpz
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  • I did my homework, i just forgot to write it down...

    I said this in class once, was rather funny =)

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  • My name when I was little was "no" but when I went to my grandmas house it was always "sweetie"

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