An apple a year, makes the dentist appear.

You don't take kids to Cabaret. Unless you want to. I'd take my kids to Cabaret.
-Stephen

Oh, my God, you look like a rainbow exploded!
-J.D.

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i smile
cuz i got no i dear
wat is gonig on
in this bluddy old world
we are living in.
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Father:
Who was that on the phone?
Mother:
Some F**kin idiot
Kid:
Mommy, that doesnt narrow it down

Oh! santa i have been good all thruogh year
now its your turn to make me cheer.

Love is like a new diaper
for a while it feels good and fresh
but eventually it really stinks!!!!

love JMB2

Don't pee on snow

Never pee on an electrical fence.

Me+coke+chocolate= delite for me, but madness for others!