What happens when a nail is in a bar??

he gets "hammered" bahahaha.

Its shiny. by video game rules, it must be important.

He he ha ha he ha

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a forest?

no?
seems he's hiding well

Pls read

ku ka ki ku ku
ka ku ki ka ku
ki ka ku ka ki
ka ki ku ka ki
ku ku ka ku ka
ki ka ka ku ka

congratulations!
you have succesfully learned the monkey language, come and claim your banana.....

(MOM TRYING TO TEACH CHILD MATH): You're holding thirty dollars. Can you take thirty dollars out of that?
(CHILD): No.
(MOM): Yes you can.
(CHILD): No I cant.
(MOM): Why not?
(CHILD): Cuz then i wont have any left!

Hotpockets are from hell.

Not mine...Something my science teacher said to me though.

Inside the biggest, harriest man, theres a little boy asking, "What do I do now?"

---From the Novel, I Never Promised You a Rose Garden

My son refers to farts as "food ghosts".

A feather duck went ove to a rubber duck:What happened to you?

The rubber duck said without moving: I had plastic surgery!