Okay, I'm full. I've eaten enough for eight people...got any cookies?
-Ryan

What kind of Day is it?????
A HAPPY DAY

What are we going to wear???????
OUR SMILES!!!

I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!!

Beans don't make you fart! ....... They make you smart!

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble

Live the life of a normal guy...it won't hurt

Smelly kelly has a jelly belly

Every Girl Wants EVERYTHING

Everything i do i do it for yooooooooou

Go away or i will meow, hiss, and do terrible things to you >:O