Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble

Live the life of a normal guy...it won't hurt

Smelly kelly has a jelly belly

Every Girl Wants EVERYTHING

Everything i do i do it for yooooooooou

Go away or i will meow, hiss, and do terrible things to you >:O

You think your all that and a bag of ships, well im all that and a bag of skittles so taste the rainbow

*its not mine but i thought it was funny*

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, When I Go To Hell, I Smell My Poo

LoL actually my friend made that but nyways its so damn funny. He said that during one of our class and then he ended up getting in trouble

Let's get one thing straight. I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. And that should be enough for you.=P

My parents have these manx cats, and I hate to pet them, because there's no closure.
-Jordan