Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • The cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa. The duck goes quack, the cat goes meow, and I go Zzzzzzzzz.

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  • Happy Easter Everyone I love chocolate Eat all You can coz the chocolates on me!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!

    by steph
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  • "There was a little mouse with little feet, and he was sitting on my toilet seat. I pushed him in and flushed him down and watched him spin 'round and 'round."

    -Dave!

    by Mira
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  • Roll roll roll your joint
    lick it at the end
    take a puff hey thats enough
    pass it to a friend
    by baby boo

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  • If water was liquire and i was a duck i would go under and never come up but water and liquier and i aint a duck so pass me the bottle and shut the f.u.c.k up
    -by jessica i wrote this down in my quote so i wouldnt forget this

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  • "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
    -Batman costume warning label

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  • You know what big shoes mean right? big socks. and do you know what big socks mean? big sock puppets!!

    by kk
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  • Every sponge need a snail

    (Spongebob Square pants and Gary)

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  • Supersonic idiotic disconnected bum infected ball scratching TURKEY!

    --hehe so cute=P

    by Lozzy
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  • Your shirt says Princess
    But your face says Troll!!!!!!!!!

    by Hether
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