Life would suck as a toilet!

I thought you were cool
until i looked in the mirror
and saw i was cooler

Life is sometimes like a doughnut, Its like a circle and here and there we get a few sprinkles.

MAN. My friend had so many songs on her ipod that ipeed. ipood is too gross.

Girlfriend It's 2 tight rnBoyfriend:Dontt worry,I well put it slowly,Girlfriend:Push it in,Boyfriend:Ah..I cant Girlfriend:its painful Boyfriend Forget it.ll buy a new WEDDING RING!

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her

Kids! don't try love at home.....results may vary.

SMD spell IPOD And IHOP and add enius at tha end of ihop

When you cry and look your self in a mirror you will see the baboon

Cashier: that's 20 bucks please.
kid: what? I only have 5 bucks!! I know! I'll cut the dolla bill in 7.
*spinkles in on counter*
kid: well, there you go, keep the change.