You're not fat. You're hot. I only said you were fat so you would give me your pizza --Eric, Boy Meets World

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if he's cute screw the dawn fruit.

U betta not be talkin about my momma if you want to talk about some ones moma talk about ur own

CLOSE YOUR LEGS WARS OVERRRRRRRR!!!!

I'm so boring, I bore me.

Girls rule boys r a fool

Candy - For kids who can't afford heroin

I'm so great... i'm jealous of myself

Dont make me unleash my flying monkeys!

Don't meddle with the affairs of dragons....you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!!!
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