Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • 1: dude! I had the best idea! quick what's 10+10?
    2: 20?
    1:close! 11.what I'm trying to say is...if you want to make 20 bucks cut the 10 dolla bill in half. cha ching! I've paid my debt.

    by Kaetaj
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  • That kick ass moment when your teacher calls on you because they thought you weren't paying attention and you answer the question right! It's like what now butthead ! :b

    by Jay
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  • "Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional"

    by Renegade Angel
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  • I gotta drop a chocolate log.

    by Chad B
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  • A penny saved... usually wears a hole in my pockets if I don't put it in a piggy bank

    by Michael D Nalley
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  • Friend: i would have slapped her in the face if she didnt have chips
    me: that b***h needed a good slap in tha face and her food stolen anyways

    by poisoned tears
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  • Waking up:cant i have 5 more minutes
    bus:why the fn hell is it late
    get to school:where r my friends
    class time:is the teacher here today
    end of day:YAY!!! INTERNET
    last day of term:yay now i can actually sleep
    first day:damn it not again

    by poisoned tears
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  • Why listen to cereal when you can crack your knuckles and it sounds like snap, crackle, and pop!

    by Keegan Wheeler
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  • I'm too hard headed to be eaten by zombies.
    -Tessa Hazzard

    by Tessa Hazzard
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  • There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus

    by Anonymous
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