Don't yell. It's tacky.
-Rebecca

If ur cute then ur hot
if ur hot then ur sexi
if ur sexi i am single

* i really dident make this up my best friend sammy did buit its still really cute witch maks it hot witch makes it sexi and she is single*

"Whats the purpose of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see them?"

You're not fat. You're hot. I only said you were fat so you would give me your pizza --Eric, Boy Meets World

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if he's cute screw the dawn fruit.

U betta not be talkin about my momma if you want to talk about some ones moma talk about ur own

CLOSE YOUR LEGS WARS OVERRRRRRRR!!!!

I'm so boring, I bore me.

Girls rule boys r a fool

Candy - For kids who can't afford heroin