When i was a kid i didnt wanna be a princess...i wanted to be a doctor so i could tell people they have diseases and put sticks down their throat

Teens, you should not be getting drunk. You're annoying enough as it is.

C'mon dumb dumb!!
do something unintelligent!

~I do it cuz i can, I can cuz i wan2, i wan2 cuz u told me not 2~

Being a monkey is one thing, then being human is another

I'm not a complete idiot!
Some parts are missing

5 lil monkeys jumpin on the bed
one fell off and bumped its head
momma called the docter
and the docter said
your kids are DUMB
they deserve to be dead.

Shut up voices! or ill poke you with a q-tip again!

My soul becomes ashes, and my corpse is eaten by humanoid dogs.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAve fun and merry christmas kids!

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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Brok3n Insid3