Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Guy1:omg!
    guy2:what happen?
    guy1:something bit me, give me a scalple! i saw this on animal planet

    by CrossMyHeartAndHopeToDie
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  • Phineas and ferb
    stacy: its a bunny bear
    its a cross between a bunny and a bear
    get it?

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  • Teacher: class our lesson for today is math!

    what is Math?

    Peter: Ma'am!

    teacher: okay! Peter

    Peter: Math is our lesson for today!

    :D :D :D :D

    by Jayc
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  • I dont care how cool or nerdy you are, whenever you had an etch-a-sketch and shook it up to clean it up you looked like an idiot while shaking it

    by Some guy done with college
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  • EAT BLACK CAT PINUTS BUTTER WITH BREAD

    by folotsi moses
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  • Girl: My duck can do something special

    Teacher: What?

    Girl: My duck can lay an egg

    Teacher: Oh that's not special

    Girl: Can YOU lay an egg

    Teacher *confused look on face*

    by DeathsRose
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  • When a person cries and the first drop of tears come from the right eye, it's happiness But when the first roll is on the left, it's pain.

    When you told me you finally found someone, tears came out from each eye.. the exact same time.

    by jay
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  • He believed that if muffins took over the world he could get out of his history preject. He believed it so much that he actually went home and baked them. Then threw them at the teacher screaming about world domination..

    by theory of the loser
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  • Just finished watching karate kid...Asians beware -_-

    by CrossMyHeartAndHopeToDie
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  • "i wanna get chocolate wasted"

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