Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

    By Brok3n Insid3

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  • Gingerbread men:
    A tasty holiday treat
    Or a child's path way to canabilizem
    You decide

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  • Dont make me snap my fingers in a ''Z'' formation
    Ex-cla-mation!
    Head Rotation
    Show the Hand
    Pop the Wrist
    OMG U JUST GOT DISSED!!!
    (cute lil kid cheer!)

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  • Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
    Nelson: Bart is pee!
    Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!

    --simpsons

    ---lmao

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  • Fireflies are nice and all...but why on earth do their magical butts glow?

    by Shauna
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  • Please honk if youre about to run me over.

    by Shauna
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  • Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up...!

    by Irene
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  • As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools...

    by Irene
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  • R a w r i'm an
    [i c e c u b e ]
    []<- Rawr

    by Gizmo
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  • "I got three words for you Mandy...
    Freezing My Buttoff"

    hahaha this is an insider between me and my mandikins

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