I did my homework, i just forgot to write it down...

I said this in class once, was rather funny =)

My name when I was little was "no" but when I went to my grandmas house it was always "sweetie"

A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

I put to much sagur in my kool aid
and party like a kid
with the hight top flaid

Iam Rubber Your Glue
Everything Bounces Off Me And Sticks To You

Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday

If I Had A Dollar For Everytime Someone Said They Loved Me

I would Be Rich

How Many Seconds Are There In A Year
(12 ) Jan 2nd , Feb 2nd, March 2nd Ect.

I See Said The Blind Man
As He Picked Up His Hammer
And Saw

No one can be un-cheered by ballon! ( it has to be red)