Weekends are like mini comas because you can sleep all day long

Roses r red
violets r blue
some poems ryhem
but this one dosn't

They say the truth will set you free...
Then why is it that every time i tell the truth I'm sent to my room??

Sami is hotttt and she always will be

What My Parents Don't Know...Won't Hurt Me!

What if this were not a hypothetical question??

Every time I went to a park or into the countryside I would look around and into trees trying to find gnomes. I grew out of that fast, then I started doing acid and it became fun again.

To gnaw,
Or not to gnaw
Thats the questian!

Bean's, bean's the musical fruit.
The more you eat,
The more you toot!

Teacher: are you paying attention
student: yes sir
t: would you like to tell me what i was talking about
s: no sir
t: why not
s: well if you dont know what you are talking about you arent a very good teacher.