Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Nothing's better than playing hide and seek with blind kids.

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  • Doctor Bell,
    Fell down the well,
    And broke his collar bone.
    A doctor should,
    Attend the sick,
    And leave the well alone!!!

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  • The better you do in school...The sooner you get out

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  • You say the Bratz babies aren't slu*s? So your baby wears thongs, too?

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  • Dont get sad or even mad cuz all u really can do is b glad:)

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  • Oh real mature. you just threw a cheese puff at my head. lol

    by emilyy
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  • Make it like a banana and split
    Then make it like a tree and leave! :D

    by Tiffany
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  • If idiots grew on trees this place would be an orchard.

    by Shauna
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  • Im the type of girl that can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but screams at the top of my lungs when the waffles pop out of the toaster.

    by Shauna
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  • "Don`t be mad
    don`t be sad
    don`t be bad....

    its just a silly game we all play
    nobody know how its going to end.

    live your life up,dont be shy
    you wont get discoverd that way"

    -Brittany
    Frasure

    by Joul
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