Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow...

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  • If life gives you lemons... throw them at someone

    by natalei
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  • *•.•»¦«´¨`PeOpLe wHo DoNt KnOw mE tHiNk I'm QuIeT...pEoPlE WhO dO kNoW Me WiSh I wAs´¨`»¦«•.• *

    by Shrimpz
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  • I did my homework, i just forgot to write it down...

    I said this in class once, was rather funny =)

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  • My name when I was little was "no" but when I went to my grandmas house it was always "sweetie"

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  • A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

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  • I put to much sagur in my kool aid
    and party like a kid
    with the hight top flaid

    by chris
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  • Iam Rubber Your Glue
    Everything Bounces Off Me And Sticks To You

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  • Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday

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  • If I Had A Dollar For Everytime Someone Said They Loved Me

    I would Be Rich

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