Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Y does goofy wash his hands when he's wearing gloves????

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  • Heyyy...not worth suing me...i own nothing but some smelly socks and some unidentified goo under my bed....

    by Kaetaj
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  • Bubbles are round!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • THiS iS WHAT STUPiD STANDS FOR

    SMART
    TALENTEd
    UNiqUE
    PERSON
    iN
    DEMANd

    by ClAUDiA
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  • Dad: happy birthday, son!
    **gives son pinata**
    son: thanks dad!
    *son whacks it and blood comes out.**
    dad: oh my god...
    Why did you do that?!

    by Kaetaj
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  • Come to the dark side... We got cookies.

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  • "Keep talking about me, your making me famous!"

    by Emily
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  • I know I'm funny
    looking like a scary bunny
    But weres my money sunny!

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  • Money= hard to make, easy to spend

    by Ashley
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  • One of a kind!! You'll never find another qutie like ME!!!

    by Kiera
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