Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • When people ask me my race i say human
    -Liz aka The Poet

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  • I hate bees...they should die!

    by Bunny
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  • Bunnies are cute....
    But they make my brother

    PUKE!....lol

    by Bunny
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  • Why are guys pants half way down their butt even though they have a belt on?

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  • When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
    -Josie and the Pussycats

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  • Of course I'm talking to myself,
    Who else can I trust?

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  • I dont hate you because youre fat!
    Youre fat because I hate you!!

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  • A fish out of water is like a man in water!

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  • Anyone can walk on water...
    Just wait until it ices over

    by chfj4
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  • If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    by Dawn
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