When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
-Josie and the Pussycats

Why are guys pants half way down their butt even though they have a belt on?

My imagination is the second happiest place on Earth! Even, though it is outta this world!

Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow...

I See Said The Blind Man
As He Picked Up His Hammer
And Saw

No one can be un-cheered by ballon! ( it has to be red)

I C U R A Q T (read out the letters) hehe

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

If i throw you a stick will you leave?

DeaR YounglingS...Don'T AcT TougH CausE You'rE StilL A WeaklinG...