Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Down with Bush.

    by Katie
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  • Row row row your boat
    gently down the stream
    push your friend right over the edge
    and listen to them scream:)

    .....muhahaha.........;)

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  • I dont hate you because youre fat!
    Youre fat because I hate you!!

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  • A fish out of water is like a man in water!

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  • Anyone can walk on water...
    Just wait until it ices over

    by chfj4
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  • If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    by Dawn
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  • Q: What do you get when you mix a dolphin with a blonde?

    A: A really stupid dolphin!

    by Bunny
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  • Bunnies are cute....
    But they make my brother

    PUKE!....lol

    by Bunny
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  • I hate bees...they should die!

    by Bunny
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  • When people ask me my race i say human
    -Liz aka The Poet

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