If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Anyone can walk on water...
Just wait until it ices over

A fish out of water is like a man in water!

There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't

The more we study. the more we know.
The more we know, the more we forget.
The more we forget, the less we know.
So, why study?

Hold my hand forever and i wont let go...unless my pants are falling

**its stupid but whatever, it happened to me and i was laughing**

Your mum's so fat when she steps on the scales they say 'One person at a time please.' lol

Why are guys pants half way down their butt even though they have a belt on?

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
-Josie and the Pussycats

Of course I'm talking to myself,
Who else can I trust?