Dirty looks,
jealous stares,
its funny,
when you think I care.

I'll be facing the storm in the same tradition of bravery that was held by those Frenchmen on the eastern fronts in Wold War II... I will be hiding in a bunker. Viva La Resistance!
-Z

Hold my hand forever and i wont let go...unless my pants are falling

**its stupid but whatever, it happened to me and i was laughing**

Your mum's so fat when she steps on the scales they say 'One person at a time please.' lol

Q: What do you get when you mix a dolphin with a blonde?

A: A really stupid dolphin!

If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Anyone can walk on water...
Just wait until it ices over

A fish out of water is like a man in water!

I dont hate you because youre fat!
Youre fat because I hate you!!

Of course I'm talking to myself,
Who else can I trust?