Do as I say not as I do.

Point to your head and say the abbreviation for mountain. (MT)

P.S If you don't really get that than what is says is true. Your head is empty. This was written by my cousin Joan.

If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Q: What do you get when you mix a dolphin with a blonde?

A: A really stupid dolphin!

Bunnies are cute....
But they make my brother

PUKE!....lol

I hate bees...they should die!

When people ask me my race i say human
-Liz aka The Poet

The Greek Special is a huge 18 inch pizza, not a huge 18 inch penis as described in the add. Blondies Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion this ad may have caused.
*this was a correction printed in the californian..where is california anyway?

Row row row your boat
gently down the stream
push your friend right over the edge
and listen to them scream:)

.....muhahaha.........;)

Down with Bush.