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If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen! |
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Rob was beating his sack when he broke his bottle! |
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When I was little, my parents moved a lot....but I always found them. |
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Help I've fallen and i can't.....hey, nice carpet! |
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Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... |
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Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... |
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Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage... |
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Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the governmental process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"... |
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Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink... |
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I'm a good little gurl, an angel you could say. An innocent little angel every single day. I may act like a devil, but im an angel deep inside a innocent little angel in a really good disguise |