80% of the final exam will be based on the lecture you missed, or the book you didn’t read.

Boogers are red,boogers are green,if ull look in da mirror,u'll know wat i mean!
Me and my friend Maya made dis up!=D

Good girls are really bad girls that dont get caught.

Live the life of a normal guy...it won't hurt

Smelly kelly has a jelly belly

god made coke
god made wine
god made michael so fine

god made coke
god made wine
god made michael so fine

god made coke
god made wine
god made michael so fine

SUMMER ISN'T OVER UNTIL THE SCHOOL BELL RINGS.

~NORA ROBERTS~

Good night
don't let the bed bugs bite
if they do
take ur shoe
and beat then black and blue