Ide like to take this moment to thank Gwen Stefani for teaching the whole world how to spell 'bananas'

Teenagers express a burning desire to be different by dressin exactly alike

Im not mean ur just a sissy

When I was little, my parents moved a lot....but I always found them.
(not mine)

Help I've fallen and i can't.....hey, nice carpet!
(not mine)

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

Hands on duty talk to the booty

I'm a good little gurl, an angel you could say. An innocent little angel every single day. I may act like a devil, but im an angel deep inside a innocent little angel in a really good disguise

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the governmental process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...