Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Roll roll roll your joint
    lick it at the end
    take a puff hey thats enough
    pass it to a friend
    by baby boo

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  • If water was liquire and i was a duck i would go under and never come up but water and liquier and i aint a duck so pass me the bottle and shut the f.u.c.k up
    -by jessica i wrote this down in my quote so i wouldnt forget this

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  • "Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
    -Batman costume warning label

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  • Don't meddle with the affairs of dragons....you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!!!
    =)

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  • Dont make me unleash my flying monkeys!

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  • You're not fat. You're hot. I only said you were fat so you would give me your pizza --Eric, Boy Meets World

    by Renee
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  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if he's cute screw the dawn fruit.

    by m.r.
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  • U betta not be talkin about my momma if you want to talk about some ones moma talk about ur own

    by emma
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  • CLOSE YOUR LEGS WARS OVERRRRRRRR!!!!

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  • I'm so boring, I bore me.

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