Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • One time I saw this kid in a wheelchair going down a hill and he was like weeeeeeeeeeeee!

    by will u pick me up when i fall?
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  • *Please Note one of my old teachers would say this!*

    By: Mr.Duhon

    ~*Noise Annoys!*~

    by Minlow20
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  • I lay there in my bed...looking at the stars and I think to myself... where the hell is my ceiling?

    by Sarah Hotard
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  • Oh I wish I were a three legged puppy... That is what i'd truely like to be, cuz if i were a three legged puppy... I wouldnt have to lift my leg to pee!

    (Sing to the tune of the Oscar Meyer song)

    by Casey
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  • 1 1 was a race horse
    2 2 was 1 2
    1 1 1 1 race
    2 2 1 1 2.

    not mine.

    tell me if u understand it. think really hard

    by kirsty
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  • Don't pee on snow

    by Hannah
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  • Never pee on an electrical fence.

    by will u pick me up when i fall?
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  • Me+coke+chocolate= delite for me, but madness for others!

    by lisa
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  • I wish you a happy lunch!!!

    My bologna has a 1st name its OSCAR!

    My bologna has a 2nd name its MAYER!

    Oh I love to eat it everyday!

    And if you ask what ill say!!

    Cause Oscar Mayer has away with

    BOLOGNA!

    Oscar Mayer corp

    by Jerika
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  • The hokey pokey IS what it's all about

    by rachyBBY
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