God made rivers,
God made lakes.
God made you,
But, hey, we all make mistakes.

Rose are blue,
Violets are purple,
This thing doesn't rhyme,
So i'm going to go eat a bowl of sugar!

Rob was beating his sack when he broke his bottle!
-Justin

If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen!

I sparkle like a diamond,
I shine like a pearl,
can"t nothing compare to this baby girl!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, or at least until net years checkup

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame

Ide like to take this moment to thank Gwen Stefani for teaching the whole world how to spell 'bananas'

Teenagers express a burning desire to be different by dressin exactly alike

Im not mean ur just a sissy