Girls rule boys r a fool

Candy - For kids who can't afford heroin

I'm so great... i'm jealous of myself

You know what big shoes mean right? big socks. and do you know what big socks mean? big sock puppets!!

Every sponge need a snail

(Spongebob Square pants and Gary)

Do you like plums?
I like plums.

My parents have these manx cats, and I hate to pet them, because there's no closure.
-Jordan

Let's get one thing straight. I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. And that should be enough for you.=P

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, When I Go To Hell, I Smell My Poo

LoL actually my friend made that but nyways its so damn funny. He said that during one of our class and then he ended up getting in trouble

You think your all that and a bag of ships, well im all that and a bag of skittles so taste the rainbow

*its not mine but i thought it was funny*