Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Go away or i will meow, hiss, and do terrible things to you >:O

    by Micaela
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  • Everything i do i do it for yooooooooou

    by nicola
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  • Every Girl Wants EVERYTHING

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  • Strangers are strange
    But never let them fool you

    Boy friends
    Hurt you
    And tear out your heart

    Friends stab you in the back
    And leave you

    But Best friend's
    Are always there and plus
    They don't carry knives

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  • Befor you judge someone walk a mile in there shoes so that you are a mile away and have there shoes!

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  • Supersonic idiotic disconnected bum infected ball scratching TURKEY!

    --hehe so cute=P

    by Lozzy
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  • Your shirt says Princess
    But your face says Troll!!!!!!!!!

    by Hether
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  • How do u make a kleenex dance? Put a lil bugie in it

  • "There was a little mouse with little feet, and he was sitting on my toilet seat. I pushed him in and flushed him down and watched him spin 'round and 'round."

    -Dave!

    by Mira
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  • Happy Easter Everyone I love chocolate Eat all You can coz the chocolates on me!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!

    by steph
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