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Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... |
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Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... |
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Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke... |
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Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... |
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Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... |
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Seeing you makes me want to puke a little. |
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**School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but nobodies perfect, so why bother practice?** |
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I used to love catching bugs, that was until my sister brought one home that lives in your tummy |
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Dnt you hate wen people say its always the last place you look? for gods sake thats obvious who keeps looking after they have found wat there looking for? are there people who do this? who and where are they? i'll kick there asses! |
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Q.WHAT DID CAKE SAY TO KNIFE????? |