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The cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa. The duck goes quack, the cat goes meow, and I go Zzzzzzzzz. |
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If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room? |
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Dont get drunk in school, it just makes everything you do harder and reactions become slower!! |
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"Whats the purpose of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see them?" |
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Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... |
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Barf, v. technical term; how a computer reacts to a program its system does not recognize. |
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If life gives you lemons, give them to another person! |
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"Last night i was dreaming that i was eating marshmelloes and when i woke up my pillow was gone." |
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Me:Mom! I got 100 for test! |
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People who don't know me think I'm quiet; people that do know me wish I was. |