"Mrhhhhh don't eat me, Mrhhhhh don't eat me!"

It's the guy with no tounges parrot who said that.

"I've got a jar of dirt!"

Thats the qote that Jack Sparrow says and its the quote that drives my parents insane.

" Yellow Bally Say HEHA"

Elmo watches you when you [sleep].

Cry Your Heart Out, Just Let It All Go, Coz Remember After Every Tear There Comes A Rainbow

Post-Modernism: Weird for the sake of weird.

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

Hey, we're big! We should be hard!
-evolution humor

Two wrongs don't make a right -- just good television.

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