Your face

Two wrongs don't make a right -- just good television.

Hey, we're big! We should be hard!
-evolution humor

I am not cute. I am an evil satanic popsicle of cruelty.

We're only interested in doing it with you.
-Andy

It better to let someone think your an idiot than to open your mouth and PROVE IT :)

MissInvisible

Remember Kiddies!:

~Virginity CAN be cured!~

*not mine*

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Whatsa difference between a grocery bag and michael jackson?

One is plastic and unsafe for children and the other one holds your groceries.

Ok..Easter..Jesus was nailed to a cross..and died..and then came back to life..so now we eat chocolate bunnies?I mean..HELLLLOOOOO!!! What is the point of this??