Some people are like slinkeys
good for nothing
but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs

I have super powers but i just dont wanna show you

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of having a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble!!!

" When my little sis. fell down on the ground. I come & help her up, but when I fell she just walk away & laugh her ass off. "

Does the light in the fridge only turn on 4 me???

*the light in my fridge dnt turn on 4 me lol*

A paddle ball, just another toy invented to annoy parents.

What Ever Trips Your Trigger Son.

*one of my fav quotes*

Days will pass by and no will smell you or see you they will not even know you are gone Intel the day they ask if you have any dirty clothes to wash.

.the voice told me.
.'smile and be happy for it might get worse'.
.and i smiled.
.and i was happy.
.and it did get worse.

.at the beginning there was nothing.
.then God said 'let there be light!'.
.and there was still nothing.
.but at least you could see it.