Zombies live in my house, I call them my family! We don't say a word, just sit and stare at the TV screen!

Days will pass by and no will smell you or see you they will not even know you are gone Intel the day they ask if you have any dirty clothes to wash.

"I believe in fairies and in witches, too castles made of gold and elephants that flew"
©Nouna ( i did not write this...fav. line from Fairytails)

If your happy and you know it .............get out of my house

Rule of thumb: if you give me a stack of money bigger than my thumb i will put my thumb in your bum.

I do believe in Fairys I do I do

Muscles and brawn
Are such a yawn!

" No more homework! "
" No more books! "
" No more teachers dirty looks! "
" Weekend, Holidays, Summer! "
" Yeah!!!)

When u get hurt, and someone holds up 3 fingers and asks "how many fingers am i holding up" u just want to say "im hurt not stupid"

Daffy duck doesn't wear pants so why when he get out of the shower he has a towle around him?!?!?!?!