Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Truffle shuffle!
    -iChunk

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  • I am no one. No one is perfect. Therefore I am perfect. (lol)

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  • "When you are a kid act like a kid, and when you're a teen act like a teen, when you're an adult act like an adult, and when your dead, well act dead, this keeps the circle of life balanced."

    by katee
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  • No matter what dont take no one shit

    by jaime
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  • You ever notice how hot air tends to build up as a teacher starts talking?
    -Mr. Douglas

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  • "I believe in fairies and in witches, too castles made of gold and elephants that flew"
    ©Nouna ( i did not write this...fav. line from Fairytails)

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  • "you might think I'm crazy keeping my head in the clouds but how would you know what's real and what's not if you keep your feet on the ground?"©Nouna(i did not write)

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  • Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling?!

    LOL i love this one!!

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  • If your happy and you know it .............get out of my house

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  • Rule of thumb: if you give me a stack of money bigger than my thumb i will put my thumb in your bum.

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